Monday, February 18, 2013

Pick-Up Lines

Pick up stories.  Every girl has a few that are share worthy.  Here is a new one from my library.

I was at a concert on Friday night with a group of friends.   I was chatting with some people who were part of our group.  In the middle of the chatting, one man interrupted and said: “You are fing gorgeous.  Who are you?  Are your panties dirty, because you can wash them on these...” and then lifted up his shirt to show me his 54 year old hairy beer belly and rubbed it.

My friend happened to tune into the exchange and catalogued it as (one of) The Most Amazing Moments of His Entire Life.

It does not make my list.

The bold approach is a risky one.  Keep it classy and you might have more success.   

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