This post is the
only time you will see the words “shorter, smaller, quicker” on my blog in
reference to being a good thing for men in bed.
My girlfriends and
I have a new theory. You may remember the last theory I shared with you here.
Men who have been in long term relationships
are better lovers.
Women always start
out a physical relationship by telling lies (ohhh, that was amazing ) in bed. When a man starts hearing phrases suggested by
magazine headlines such as, “Let’s try it like this” you know the secrets to her
universe are being revealed.
The ladies I talked
to have found that the training and learning curve is much shorter, smaller, and
quicker for men who have had a long term, monogamous, relationship. A serial dater likely will not know the
difference between performance art and genuine success no matter how many “day dates” they have been on.
You might still tell
a few lies in the beginning, but at least you are farther along in the training
process.
* A special ‘Thank
You’ goes out to the ladies who tossed those well trained men back into the
dating pool.
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