This man at least puts in the effort to write
three quick sentences at the beginning that seem to be directed to me and my
profile. The rest of the email….. take a
look.
There
appears, however, to be catch as the OKCupid overlords have determined that we
are 3% Enemy. This super concerns me. I suspect that the OKCupid mainframes
have meticulously decoded our personalities & incompatibilities and
determined that we are reasonably compatible in every way except something like
our opinion on "chaise lounge chairs" -- I love'em, you hate'em, and
a figurative blood bath may ensue upon a discussion thereof (e.g., Me: The
chair is just so comfy /You: No, it's terrible, I can't get my legs to the
ground -I'm trapped! / Me: Deal wit it! / You: No, you deal wit it and your
face! / Me: That's something your mother would say.....).
It just
occurred to me that I haven't said anything about myself besides what you've
already picked up (e.g., this guy rambles a bit – especially, when he thinks he
is being funny) so here's three fun/weird/stupid facts about myself: (1) I'm an
Eagle scout, (2) I held all three of sister's triplets at the same time without
dropping a single one (amazing, right?) when visiting for their baptism this
last weekend, & (3) I once air-humped a big buck hunter machine and bruised
my pelvis (a moment to be proud of).
So, what do
you think about chaise lounge chairs? And, on a scale of 0 to 10, how terrible
of a move was it to mention the bruised-pelvis-from-big-buck-
Well, sir.
I think the mistake came when you started thinking you were funny. I hope the other thirteen girls you sent this
to last night have the right opinion on chaise lounge chairs.
